Governments all over the world are having to cope with the economic downturn but in the UK the Government have an extra problem to deal with: corruption amongst its members of Parliament; over the last few weeks many of them have been caught with their fingers in the till and are now having to pay back thousands of pounds to the exchequer. Some have already resigned, some have been told they cannot stand as MPs at the next election and many know that, even if they do stand they most certainly will not win their seats again.

 

The Labour Government’s reputation was at a very low ebb before all this was revealed but now it’s hit the cellar floor. The recent local council elections for Labour was a disaster of huge proportions as were the results of the MEP voting; it was a wipe-out and they now don’t control a single council in England. It is patently obvious that at the next general election they will be thrown out.

 

Consequently a lot of Labour MPs are rebelling and blaming it all on their leader, Gordon Brown. Because of resignations from his cabinet he has had to do a quick reshuffle and now the knives are out and, as one newspaper put it, so are the sharpened stilettos! (The women’s footwear sort frequently wielded by feminists.)

 

Caroline Flint, Europe Minister, having declared her support for the Prime Minister on Thursday, stabbed him in the back on Friday by resigning because she didn’t get the job she’d hoped for. Diddums den! She accused Gordon Brown of using women in the Cabinet as “window dressing”. Coming shortly after she posed for a glamour photo shoot, that is hypocrisy of a very high order.

 

The previous Prime Minister, Tony Blair, seeking female votes, was keen on getting more women into Parliament, even using methods declared illegal by the British High Court. At a subsequent general election he declared, hoping for the female vote again, that, if he was re-elected he would put more women in his Cabinet. When he said that he didn’t know what ability those women might have but he was going to put them in the cabinet just because they were women. This is often termed “sexism”.

 

His underhand scheme worked and more women came into Parliament albeit by the back door. Blair promised that the “Blair Babes” would help to keep Parliament pure and honest and that the Labour Government would be whiter than white. Well, recent events have proved beyond doubt that female MPs can be just as dishonest as their male counterparts and, when it come to disloyalty they can easily beat their male counterparts. 20% of the UK’s MPs are women – a lot of them feminists – but, at the time of writing, 30% of resignations have been by women proving that they are much better than men at letting the side down.

 

I was recently sent an excellent article on this matter written by George Rolph. He has given me permission to reprint his article here:

 

 

“I popped over to the Reuters web site to have a look at the news as reported by them and I found a little gem of typical feminist duplicity and guilt tripping. It was hard to keep myself from laughing as I read about Caroline Flint’s less than gracious departure from her job. Caroline is a feminist and therefore, unlikely to have anything more than a tenuous grip on reality. They are programmed to be daft. It runs in the ideology. The best way I have found to picture them as a group, whether male or female, is like spoilt kids screaming for more and crying like babies if they don’t get it….NOW!!!!

 

Croline Flint quits with swipe at Brown/UK/Reuters (http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKTRE5545TU20090605)

 

What they want NOW!!!! is often so far fetched it is ludicrous. Don’t be fooled by their “equality” speeches either. They have no intention of seeking equality. What they want is total power over you and me. They are like be-knickered dictators (even the males among them) that live in a state of almost constant P.M.T. (even the males among them). When feminists have a period it can last twenty years or more and during that, er, period (of time, I mean) they are virtually unfit to be with the rest of us (Even the males among them). 

 

Feminists have a number of strengths. Chief among them is they know how to bully. They have the abusing of others down to a fine art and, even more skilfully, they can make their victims look like it is they who are in the wrong as they can switch from aggressive “assertiveness” to passive victim in the blink of an eye. 

 

 Another strength is the ability to lie  straight to your face, in a softly spoken “reasonable” tone of voice, as they pour out false domestic abuse statistics like those office coffee machines that pour out something that looks real but tastes fake. 

http://www.archive.org/details/FalseDomesticViolenceFiguresExposed

 

 

False accusations is another area where they excel. In court rooms, in Parliament and in the office these gals (and guys) can destroy an entire career with one carefully staged managed accusation. Then, when they have thus disposed of their rival, they can wield another guilt trip about the need for their boss to indulge in some “positive discrimination” to get their former work mate’s old job. 

 

I could go on listing these strengths all day but I will just add one more. Manipulation. Boy! They can certainly manipulate and the full gamut of their weapons are deployed when they do it. The lies, the bullying, the assertiveness, the victim-hood, the amateur dramatics, the false accusations, the poison-pen letter or email dropped in the right address. The whole arsenal can be unleashed in one manipulative encounter. The only way I have ever found to be effective in helping me withstand these attacks from feminists in full flow is to picture them naked, wearing only one grey sock, one orange Marigold rubber glove with a finger missing, a flower sticking out of their back orifice and a tattoo that says, “This is what a feminist looks like” emblazoned on their stomachs.

 

This is doubly effective when the feminist is male, by the way.

 

Their biggest weaknesses are their inability to stop boasting about how they are going to destroy men and always, with a gleeful look on their faces. (I know! But what can you do with the deluded except pat them on the head and say, “Yes dear”?) Another, is also one of their strengths. It is, of course, their lying. Feminists will lie through their back teeth and then express total bewilderment when you catch them out. This is because they have no idea what a lie is. They are self programmed to think everything they say is utter truth. In fact, the opposite is true, but their programming will not let them see it. Thus, if a feminist tells you it is a red hot day outside, order a snow plough from E-bay.

 

Another massive weakness of feminists is their disloyalty. Even towards each other. You probably think that feminists are all extremely loyal to each other because they seem to speak with one voice. Yes, but so do politicians. Even when they are busy stabbing each other in the back. Feminists are the same. In fact, since their morphing into their present radical form in the 1960s they have split into more factions than a British Army grenade at a live firing exercise.

 

Now we have had a tour of their attributes as human beings, let’s take a short look at this delicious story on the Reuters web site.

 

Time to rearrange some paragraphs in order to get maximum humour from this tale of high drama in low office.

 

LONDON (Reuters) – Europe Minister Caroline Flint accused Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, of using women as “female window-dressing” in his government when she quit her post Friday.

 

*[Only a complete fool would use a feminist as "window dressing" and Gordon Brown is.....Oh no. Forget it. ED]*

Her office released a copy of a strongly worded resignation letter to Brown in which she accused him of allowing few women colleagues into his inner circle.

“Several of the women attending Cabinet, myself included, have been treated by you as little more than female window-dressing,” she wrote. “I am not willing to attend Cabinet in a peripheral capacity any longer.”

*[Spotted the manipulative guilt trip yet? ED]*

“I am extremely disappointed at your failure to have an inclusive government. You have a two-tier government: your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet.”

*[If you find all this intimidating, remember the flower and the grey sock etc. ED]*

Flint first entered parliament in 1997 as one of the original “Blair Babes,” the nickname given to the 101 female Labour MPs elected when Tony Blair came to power.

 

*[Blair was not noted for his good judgement was he? Iraq war. Marrying Cherie. Being mates with the corrupt, thieving, liar, Harriet Harpic. Doing a deal with Gordon over the premiership. Defecting from the Tories, Oh no. Sorry. He didn't do that one. Being born and so on. ED]*

Three other women ministers have resigned this week — home secretary Jacqui Smith, communities secretary Hazel Blears and children’s secretary Beverley Hughes.

*[Yay!!!! All feminists.ED]*

Newspapers have billed their resignations as the “Revenge of the Sisterhood.” Some commentators say the Mother of Parliaments is still a male-dominated environment where a macho culture flourishes, despite government attempts to make politics more family-friendly.

*[For "Some commentators" read other feminists and Fleet Street and TV land girly boys. For "girly boys" read ex males who are now feminists. Also known as "grils" which means, confused girls. ED]*

So there we have it. The attributes of a feminist pouring out of a story like effluent on a holiday makers beach. Here though is the missing paragraph. This is the best laugh of all.

Her departure came less than a day after she declared her loyalty to Brown following speculation that she would resign.

He He. See what I mean?”